On one Easter in the 60’s
My wife talked my friend, Terry,
And me into going to church
She had to talk hard and long
But she won
We told her the roof will collapse
If we went in the church
We were late
So we had to go in the basement
Because the church was full on the main floor
Sometime during the service
The congregation above us stood up all together
With a loud THUMP!!!
Terry and I said
“See we told you so!!!”